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Span's New Fresh 2/6/12: Foxy Shazam
Posted 3 hours, 57 minutes ago by Span in because Mondays suck
I've seen these guys live twice. They are a spectacle to behold. Watching them blow up right now is amazing and I want to make sure you get a ...
Yes, M.I.A. Did Flip You Off During The Super Bowl
Posted 10 hours, 53 minutes ago by Span in because Mondays suck
I'm not annoyed because she flipped the bird during her performance with Madonna. I'm annoyed because this will be the most reported thing about the entire game. NOT ...
Your Kid Better Be 5 By September 1...Or Else!
Posted 1 day, 9 hours ago by Span in because Mondays suck
Or else he/she's gotta wait another year before they can start Kindergarten. This is a new law before Michigan's legislature. Why change the date from December 1 ...
Elementary Kids Caught Playing Rape Tag
Posted 1 day, 9 hours ago by Span in because Mondays suck
As if parents don't have enough to worry about. Playground recess is supposed to be a place where, between learning, kids can run off some energy through play. Somehow ...
Brutally Honest Reasons Why Women Don't Wanna Have Sex
Posted 3 days, 7 hours ago by Span in because Mondays suck
No one wants to get down and dirty all the time. Well...men KINDA do. But we're genetically predisposed to this behavior. This doesn't mean your lady friend ...