Here are a bunch of awful toys I found on the internet. For those of you that want to get back at your kids for...whatever. I'm sure they did something.
Here you go little girl! A scary monster you can drive! Plus you get to sit in his brain. Fun!
I'm pretty sure I would not even understand this thing in english.
With interlocking parts!
Remember, have your parents wash the dog anus after each use.
Awwww man, I was the meat from Rocky last time!!! I wanna be Paulie's Robot!
Let's pretend to wait in line at the airport! Yeeeeeaaahhh!
The most fun thing about a Spider-man toy is making him do average things.
Take that Decepticons! I'm........a shoe.
Would you care for some cool refreshing flesh? Why thank you!