because Mondays suck

This owner recently lost her dog. This is one of the last pictures of them together.

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Their captions are magical. For instance:

I doubt this caption is real:

My son said "Dad, I can't go to bed, I have a job to do"

But the picture is awesome.

The caption on this next one:

My daughter's first attempt using a jump rope did not end well.

AAAHAHAHAH!!!! Shouldn't laugh...but...AAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!

Looking for a way to divorce quickly and easily? Not gonna happen in the US as the lawyers have us believe it takes MONTHS to ascertain that Mr. Ikeepboningthesecretary and Mrs. Ineedbrandnewclotheseveryday are no longer fit to remain together in matrimony.

In the Netherlands though, they can get you hooked up in a weekend.

You go to the hotel, and in counseling sessions, meetings, discussion, and civil pursuit the two of you can dissolve your union in less than 72 hours...more or less.

This is awesome!

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ARE YOU A HIPSTER? CLICK HERE TO SEE IF YOU'VE EVER HAD THIS THOUGHT...

Don't get me wrong, breast flashing during Mardi Gras is awesome. But I'm a fella. And sometimes, when faced with the prospect of seeing a nipple I don't think straight.

I don't think about the wage gap in women's versus men's earnings.

I don't think about the plight of women's education in Sharia Law.

I don't think of a woman's reproductive rights in America mostly being under the control of elderly white men.

I think 'HELLLOOOOO BOOBIES!!!!"

But why do women actually answer the call. Alcohol is a factor of course. But still yet they indulge our juvenile fantasies during what is, really, a religious holiday. And for some plastic beads no less!

What makes them do it? 

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CLICK HERE FOR THE MARDI GRAS PARADE CAM! 

CLICK HERE TO SEE BRUTALLY HONEST REASONS WHY WOMEN SOMETIMES DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX!

All I can say is whoooooooooooooooooaaaa! This is probably the most stunning example of non-American anti-Black public media famous person racism I've ever seen.

I'm not even mad. It's like reading the rantings of a comic book character.

Her name is Jenny Hyun and she's a Korean popstar. Apparently she has some swagger too because people actually cared enough about what she said so deeply that this story made its way to the US.

Check it out, the new face of racism. Note, it ain't white. Racism comes from all races for one reason or another.

I kinda feel sorry for her because she's clearly raucously ignorant with no desire to inform herself past stereotypes.

She'll be really pissed when she finds out that the pop music she styles and the dance choreography she memorizes come straight out of the Black American musical tradition. I just hope someone records that revealing convo and puts it up on Youtube.

CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT JENNY HYUN SAID THAT GOT SO MUCH ATTENTION

CLICK HERE TO SEE A PICTURE WORTH A BILLION WORDS...AND SOMEWHAT RELEVANT TO THIS NUTTY POST

 **UPDATE** SHE WAS ADMITTED TO A HOSPITAL FOR PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA

This isn't real. It's a SNL skit. And it's actually funny. It's a 7 minute skit and I wanted to tell you to skip to a certain time to see the Bon Iver part. But it won't let me so you might have to watch the whole thing.

Really though...it's pretty dang funny.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO ON ANOTHER SITE BECAUSE THE EMBED CODES ARE SO DANG STINGY

CLICK HERE TO READ A WONDERFUL, BUT SAD STORY ABOUT AN AMAZING BOYFRIEND

Mark Post, a Dutch scientist, wants to creat hamburger meat with a cow's stem cells. If he pulls it off, he aims to rid the world of the entire meat-animal industry.

No way this kind of research could happen in the US. The meat industry has waaaaaaaaay too many lobbyists and purchasing power to allow it.

But if Mark is successful...this would change the entire scope of the meat industry regardless of what they want.

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I don't like anyone beating up on anything unless it's a sanctioned fight between two individuals who've consented to the possibility that they might just get they a** whooped.

Men who beat up on women are a particularly low form of human. But they still deserve equal protection under the law as to treat them otherwise would undermine the fabric of society that holds us together in civility.

Then there's this guy Kevin Secchia who wants take the law into his own hands. Pop singer Chris Brown was convicted of beating his popstar girlfriend a few years back. Kevin wants to pay someone $1000 for beating up Chris Brown.

I'll admit, this made me smile when I first heard it. Still don't make it right though. Read away and make your own conclusions.

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CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT A DOG BEING FED NEEDLES BY ANGRY NEIGHBOR

My favorite caption for this picture on Imgur was:

I can has job?

I STILL THINK THIS DOG IS CUTER. CLICK HERE TO SEE HIM!

I been there. Boy loves band. Band breaks wide. Band forgets little people. Boy feels like he lost something special. It's an old story.

But it don't give you a right to be an arrogant hipster snob.

Have you ever had this conversation with yourself?

Look at this dog and see if you wouldn't just pick up that ball and get to playing immediately!

Caption straight from reddit.com:

I was working in his neighbor's yard. He kept climbing up and nudging the ball at me. How could I deny him?

I DIG DOGS, BUT THIS BUNNY GIVES 'EM A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY!