1- "You totally must have a bad back all the time."

Yeah, I do, and it matches my bad attitude.

2- "Where do you even find a bra big enough for those?"

Oh, you wanna know where? Your mom's house. How about that?

3- "Do you ever want to make them smaller?"

Maybe, but thanks for pointing out that I should.

4- "It must be easy to meet guys with those."

Yeah, can't you see the trail of men right behind me?

5- "They're going to be SO saggy when you get older!"

Don't even go there.

6- "How big are they?"

It's best not to ask. Some people won't want to tell you.

7- "Are they real?"

Yes, they are... and they're spectacular.

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-AJ