1)

So......Ya like star wars?

2)

Never date a chick who has turned her apartment into a photo studio.

3)

Cool armlet.  Is it made from the bones of your enemies?

4)

Personally, I would sit on the matress portion of the bed.  I guess models are just tougher than I am.

5)

I hope they left her a bowl of water, and she does not get nose smudges all over the windows.

6)

Sup?

7)

What is this convention and how do I get tickets

8)

This is how the wealthy sleep