1)

R.I.F.

2)

Dear kids at home: Do not stand in the middle of the road looking up in the middle of a rain storm.  It's dangerous.

3)

Xbox 360 Live:  Odds are this chick has no idea what it is.

4)

I like your breasts.  Let's go burn some ants together.

5)

You guys seem to like gingers almost as much as I do.

6)

BUT, I have a feeling that NOBODY likes Transformers as much as I do.  (Except maybe this chick)

7)

And just in case you like your reds and geeky things together in one picture.

8)

This chick is a stripper.  How can I tell?  Shoes.

9)

Mojo has these same shades.