1)

Om nom nom nom.

2)

I recognize that she is dressed as a video game character, but can't place which one.  Something from Final Fantasy I think.

3)

Could you hand me the funny papers?

4)

Don't do it.  As soon as you bend over to take a look at the engine some thug will crack you over the head with a 2x4.  Gets James Bond everytime.

5)

I can't decide if this chick has made it from "sorta famous" to "pretty famous" yet.

6)

Salad:  It's Good for ya!

7)

Not the safest practice, but at least her eyes are on the road

8)

If you're hunting hotties, remember that they sometimes nest in trees

9)

Clean your feet