No matter what you do, every gig has its downside. If you work with animals they may be cute and cuddly, but someone's gotta pick up their poop. If you're a roadie for a band you get to see tons of shows and hang with creative people. On the other hand, schlepping their equipment will mangle your back. And of course, if you're a Fashion Model Masseuse you get to rub down ridiculously hot women but...um...you gotta...um...let this guy explain cuz I'm not figuring it out at all.