*Note* This is the only free picture I could find under 'scared' and 'man' so I picked it. In retrospect I think it fits.
Man meets woman. Man likes woman. Woman likes man A LOT. Man and woman go back to her place. Man and woman knock boots.
Post-boot-knocking, man wants to leave woman. Woman wants man to stay for more boot knocking.
Man runs for his everloving life and calls police.
A head's up, this did not happen in the US. Only in Germany could something this ridonkulous go down. Or not. Get it? Boom.
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