So Yeah, Why DO Women Flash Their Boobs At Mardi Gras?

Don't get me wrong, breast flashing during Mardi Gras is awesome. But I'm a fella. And sometimes, when faced with the prospect of seeing a nipple I don't think straight.

I don't think about the wage gap in women's versus men's earnings.

I don't think about the plight of women's education in Sharia Law.

I don't think of a woman's reproductive rights in America mostly being under the control of elderly white men.

I think 'HELLLOOOOO BOOBIES!!!!"

But why do women actually answer the call. Alcohol is a factor of course. But still yet they indulge our juvenile fantasies during what is, really, a religious holiday. And for some plastic beads no less!

What makes them do it? 

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