Not Gonna Post The Miley Cyrus Penis Cake Pictures...However

The NSFW tag holds an ominous presence in the world of bloggers. It's supposed to absolve the blogger of retribution from his/her company because it's warning the viewer that the content may be objectionable. Remember, I said it's SUPPOSED to. What usually happens is this conversation:

Boss: You posted WHAT??!?!
Blogger: You wanted content. I posted content.
Boss: But...You posted WHAT??!?!
Blogger: The hits are through the roof. You've got unique visitors dripping from your mustache.
Boss: But.......YOU POSTED WHAT??!?!!?!??!?!
Blogger: I put an NSFW tag on it so chill.
Boss: Oh? Cool. Carry on. *Whirls around, walks away, whistles* 
Blogger: *sigh*

However, trying to peg company policy around here is like trying to catch a hummingbird, mid-flight, during mating season, with a pair of bbq tongs.

So instead of posting any of them, I'm just gonna post a link. The pictures are...kinda NSFW. NSFW because there's a penis and Miley Cyrus is licking it. Kinda NSFW because the penis is in the form of a cake.

I could talk about the fact that the penis is brown, but I'm pretty sure my bosses are taking enough anti-acid and heart palpitation relief medication as it is.

CLICK HERE TO SEE MILEY CYRUS LICKING A PENIS CAKE