How I imagine a conversation to go between freshly courting couples on LARP Passions:
Wizard: I will +2 my patience and give up the gold if you +6 your seductive prowess.
Orc female: But I +5'ed my power stat already. I really need 2000 gold for the enchanted saber if I'm gonna get to the next level and take all of Ner'Ender!
Wizard: *sigh* Here you go. Just stop flirting with my brother.
Orc male: Why bring me into this?
Dwarf male: Hey baby. My battle axe craves blood but I'll take a break if you roll the sex dice!
Elf princess: You rogue! We don't even have sex dice!
Dwarf male: You didn't check your mail today...
Elf princess: *checking* *opening package* But all 18 sides have couples in coitus!
Dwarf male: *Raises eyebrows* *winks* Let's try for a +1 between you and me!
Elf princess: ...Alright. But don't be surprised if I do some conjuring with my magic wand.
Dwarf male: I ONLY HAD THAT PROBLEM THAT ONE TIME!
Elf princess: *smirk*
Ah. L'amour.
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