I'm sure that's a dream headline you would love to see. Other examples:
Jersey Shore Cast Eaten By Piranha
Jersey Shore Cast Eaten By Zombies
Jersey Shore Cast Eaten By Rabid Vegans
Alas, these titles can only exist in our imaginations.
The Syfy Channel is taking it a step further though by making a movie about people from the Jersey Shore getting eaten by sharks. It's called:
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Vinny(ie?) from the Jersey Shore cast even makes an appearance. Aw. Now I feel bad for disliking them. HA HA HA HA!! No I don't. But I like Vinnie(y?) now.