I'm sure that's a dream headline you would love to see. Other examples:

Jersey Shore Cast Eaten By Piranha

Jersey Shore Cast Eaten By Zombies

Jersey Shore Cast Eaten By Rabid Vegans

Alas, these titles can only exist in our imaginations.

The Syfy Channel is taking it a step further though by making a movie about people from the Jersey Shore getting eaten by sharks. It's called:

Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Vinny(ie?) from the Jersey Shore cast even makes an appearance. Aw. Now I feel bad for disliking them. HA HA HA HA!! No I don't. But I like Vinnie(y?) now.

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