I don't have a daughter, but if I did have a daughter questions like this would absolutely be a necessity for ANY guy looking to date her.

Do you own a van?

A truck with oversized tires?

A waterbed?

In 50 words or less, what does “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you?

In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?

If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be?:

If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my?:

Hilarious. The shotgun laid across my lap agrees with me, too!

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