Bill Clinton was President Of The United States. Bill Clinton's wife is Hilary Rodham Clinton, current Secretary Of State for the United States.

This puts him in a special echelon of elite social players. People for whom doors never close and bills do not exist.

Normally, people in this realm think it beneath them to hang with pornstars in public. They're not against all sorts of sordid behavior behind the scenes, but that's where it stays.

However, Bill Clinton is not most people. He's the Ultimate Player. So while holding a star-studded gala with Prince Albert of Monaco and hosting stars like Will.I.Am, Gwyneth Paltrow and Diane Kruger he took time out of his mingling to allow himself to be focused with not one, not two, but three pornstars in attendance.

Dammit. That's stroke on a level they don't have words for yet.

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