I hate weddings, that said. Getting a 'You're Not Invited' card would be awesome for three reasons:
1. I DON'T HAVE TO GO!
2. No wasting video game time spending 3-6 hours at a dull ceremony where two people commit to risking personal and financial freedom in the hopes that they'll be the ones to buck the 60% divorce trend.
3. If they were my friends they would just understand I'm not coming and not send anything. So someone that took the time to send me one just wasted another $3.17 on decorated paper to openly show their disdain for me. Good. If you're gonna crap on me I hope it costs you money to do so. And go **** yourself.
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