DAMN! It took me FOREVER to come up with a title. In the end I just settled for the truth.
Zahra Noorbakhsh was in the summer between her freshman and sophomore years of high school when her mom tried to explain sex to her.
Her words exactly?
"Zahra, you have a hole. And for the rest of your life, men will want to put their penis in your hole."
What happens from there is so delightfully unique and beautifully hilarious I had to share. So please, share, with me, some perspective.