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FLASHBACK: William Hung Sings Take Me Out to the Ballgame   Published 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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December 30, 2011, 2:51 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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FLASHBACK: William Hung Sings Take Me Out to the Ballgame (21.3 MB)
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Due to complications with his accent, William Hung sings Take Me Out to the Ballgame and seems to be oblivious to his severe butchering of the song. Listen for yourself.
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When it Rains it Pours   Published 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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December 30, 2011, 2:45 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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When it Rains it Pours (12.0 MB)
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...but eventually the sun comes back out. The guys share stories from the public reminding us even that if we think our lives are hard, some people have it so much worse. Featuring one very lovely story about a 22-year old that suffered massive strokes over a very minor skiing accident that left her in a vegetative state. However, after about a week, she woke up like nothing had happened and went on to become a microbiologist.
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Best Road Songs   Published 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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December 30, 2011, 2:35 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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Best Road Songs (20.8 MB)
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The guys are on vacation, but before they left they compiled a list of the best road songs. The songs have to include lyrics about cars or highways. See if you can guess what they are. Here's a clue, what speed limit does it seem just impossible to drive?
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10 New Words of 2011   Published 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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December 27, 2011, 8:03 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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10 New Words of 2011 (17.3 MB)
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The guys go over the 10 words learned in 2011 including: super committee, rapture, cone of uncertainty, end game.... listen to hear the rest in usual cynical form.
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Guess he's an Xbox...   Published 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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December 27, 2011, 8 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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Guess he's an Xbox... (18.5 MB)
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...well we're more Atari. The guys go over vintage video games that were favs of the 80's and early 90's including Donkey Kong and Crash Bandicoot. Oh, also vintage cigarette commercials. And maybe some beer talk. The usual.
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FLASHBACK: Weird Al Yankovic Phones In   Published 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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December 27, 2011, 7:55 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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FLASHBACK: Weird Al Yankovic Phones In (21.0 MB)
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Young Al Yankovic always had dreams that one day he would gain enough fame by writing parody songs and winning Grammys to be noticed by the coveted Free Beer and Hot Wings Show. Well, today his dreams have finally come true. The guys have Weird Al phoned into the show to talk about his life and his upcoming tour dates.
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FLASHBACK: Are you a good husband?   Published 5 months ago

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December 21, 2011, 2:59 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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FLASHBACK: Are you a good husband? (20.9 MB)
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How to find out, by a merit system, if you are a good husband/boyfriend. For instance, do you stare at women when your with your woman? Do you give your wife an allowance of your paycheck? Do you come to dinner when dinner's ready? The guys go through and rate themselves, check it out.
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Pedophiles & Kobe Bryant   Published 5 months ago

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December 21, 2011, 2:40 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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Pedophiles & Kobe Bryant (16.7 MB)
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The guys go through the best of the worst just in time for the holidays. From Kobe Bryant receiving support from an unlikely source to America's most famous pedophile Jerry Sandusky and his slimy entourage of lawyers. Just like the lumps a coal in your stocking, never much fun, nevertheless they're there.
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Peculiar Food Rituals   Published 5 months ago

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December 21, 2011, 2:32 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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Peculiar Food Rituals (19.1 MB)
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Free beer shares his somewhat grotesque and so very weird eating habits. For examples, microwaved ice cream (ice cream soup) , crust ONLY pizza with pepperoni (crustizza), baby carrots wrapped in spinach (carrots in a blanket), and bread mayonnaise and potato chip sandwiches (wtf). Yum.
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The Worst TV Show Coming to ABC   Published 5 months ago

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December 19, 2011, 6:39 p.m.
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The Worst TV Show Coming to ABC (11.5 MB)
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Why O why can't we have descent concepts with descent dialogue on TV? Is it really too much to ask? At this point, we're not even asking for good, just tolerable. The guys go over ABC's newest FAIL coming to your living rooms this January. Be warned below.
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Rap Battles in the Midwest   Published 5 months ago

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December 19, 2011, 6:29 p.m.
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Rap Battles in the Midwest (23.0 MB)
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"Dude, you were just like the guy with dreads on 8 Mile." That's right, the guys are whiter than skim milk, but still know how to get down at a rap battle. Sort of. Take a listen.
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Project Deep Water   Published 5 months, 1 week ago

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December 13, 2011, 8:53 p.m.
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Project Deep Water (18.5 MB)
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Is the coast guard at the bottom of the military "pool"? Decide for yourself.
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YOU WON $56 MILLION DOLLARS   Published 5 months, 1 week ago

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December 13, 2011, 8:42 p.m.
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YOU WON $56 MILLION DOLLARS (24.1 MB)
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....oh wait, no you didn't. The dang thing was supposed to say 56 dollars not 56 million dollars. And to show our deepest apologies, here's a free coupon for anything you want at our buffet. Tell your friends!
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X-Rated Giving Tree   Published 5 months, 1 week ago

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December 13, 2011, 8:36 p.m.
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X-Rated Giving Tree (14.2 MB)
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The all so innocent story takes on new meaning when you have a dirty mind, "the tree shook with joy, and she said, 'come boy, climb up my trunk and swing on my branches'". Absurd? You're right it is.
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44yr old's and Bondage   Published 5 months, 2 weeks ago

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December 07, 2011, 1:33 p.m.
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Cassandra Basore
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44yr old's and Bondage (10.7 MB)
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What better way to say I love you than with whips, chains, cuts, and bruises. Two 40-somethings, who met in a bondage chat room, decided to push the limits of their fantasies in a forest near a public park filled with children. Listen to what happened below.
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Mutant Teenagers   Published 5 months, 2 weeks ago

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December 07, 2011, 12:16 p.m.
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Mutant Teenagers (21.1 MB)
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They're not crime fighting and they're not in a half-shell. However, they will eat everything in your fridge and still be hungry, so in a sense they are equipped with super natural powers. They are called teenagers. Listen to the guys discuss their own live-in mutant teenagers.
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On FB&H Shocked!? Fo' Rel?   Published 5 months, 2 weeks ago

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December 07, 2011, 12:20 a.m.
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On FB&H Shocked!? Fo' Rel? (16.3 MB)
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That's right. Sometimes, even when you think you've heard and seen it all, something comes along and still scares the crap out of you. Listen below to learn why even the guys can still be shocked by the public.
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To be or not to be...   Published 5 months, 2 weeks ago

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December 07, 2011, 12:12 a.m.
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To be or not to be... (15.9 MB)
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...the greatest QB of all time. Actually, you don't have a say because your overbearing father has already decided for you at birth that you will ignore all other personal interests and enjoy 1 thing: football. I can already hear the phone ringing at child protective services and so the guys. Join us won't you?
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FLASHBACK: 14-year old brat   Published 5 months, 2 weeks ago

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December 05, 2011, 8:33 p.m.
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FLASHBACK: 14-year old brat (21.4 MB)
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Whether you're democrat or republican, there's just no way anyone wants to identify with this kid. A so-called conservative pundit prodigy, one minute of this kid you'll find yourself quickly nauseated. Listen at your own risk.
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Between Your Beer and Dirt...   Published 5 months, 2 weeks ago

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December 05, 2011, 2:47 p.m.
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Between Your Beer and Dirt... (23.4 MB)
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...I prefer the dirt. To all you guys out there that think it's cool to gift your homemade beer for the holidays, here's a newsflash: STOP! It tastes like dirt and worms and anyone that tells you otherwise is lying to your face. For other gift giving don'ts listen below.
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