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Due to complications with his accent, William Hung sings Take Me Out to the Ballgame and seems to be oblivious to his severe butchering of the song. Listen for yourself.
...but eventually the sun comes back out. The guys share stories from the public reminding us even that if we think our lives are hard, some people have it so much worse. Featuring one very lovely story about a 22-year old that suffered massive strokes over a very minor skiing accident that left her in a vegetative state. However, after about a week, she woke up like nothing had happened and went on to become a microbiologist.
The guys are on vacation, but before they left they compiled a list of the best road songs. The songs have to include lyrics about cars or highways. See if you can guess what they are. Here's a clue, what speed limit does it seem just impossible to drive?
The guys go over the 10 words learned in 2011 including: super committee, rapture, cone of uncertainty, end game.... listen to hear the rest in usual cynical form.
...well we're more Atari. The guys go over vintage video games that were favs of the 80's and early 90's including Donkey Kong and Crash Bandicoot. Oh, also vintage cigarette commercials. And maybe some beer talk. The usual.
Young Al Yankovic always had dreams that one day he would gain enough fame by writing parody songs and winning Grammys to be noticed by the coveted Free Beer and Hot Wings Show. Well, today his dreams have finally come true. The guys have Weird Al phoned into the show to talk about his life and his upcoming tour dates.
How to find out, by a merit system, if you are a good husband/boyfriend. For instance, do you stare at women when your with your woman? Do you give your wife an allowance of your paycheck? Do you come to dinner when dinner's ready? The guys go through and rate themselves, check it out.
The guys go through the best of the worst just in time for the holidays. From Kobe Bryant receiving support from an unlikely source to America's most famous pedophile Jerry Sandusky and his slimy entourage of lawyers. Just like the lumps a coal in your stocking, never much fun, nevertheless they're there.
Free beer shares his somewhat grotesque and so very weird eating habits. For examples, microwaved ice cream (ice cream soup) , crust ONLY pizza with pepperoni (crustizza), baby carrots wrapped in spinach (carrots in a blanket), and bread mayonnaise and potato chip sandwiches (wtf). Yum.
Why O why can't we have descent concepts with descent dialogue on TV? Is it really too much to ask? At this point, we're not even asking for good, just tolerable. The guys go over ABC's newest FAIL coming to your living rooms this January. Be warned below.
