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Due to prolonged negotiations, NBA ticket sales are at record lows. In true fashion, the guys take pity on the players of the NBA and run a series of announcements for the athletes who will soon need new occupations. For example: "It's all work work work for Latrell Sprewell, he can drive the lane and do a drive-by, 3 dead in Oakland."
Joe is going to become a homeowner for the first time (cue chaos). The guys share their horror stories of first time home owning and the joyous memories of mold infestation, blood stained closets, and much much more! Are you looking to by a home? Buyer beware and listen below.
What is Mike Tyson known for best? Singing of course! Amidst rapist allegations and cannibalistic reputation, Tyson has been "mounting" stages, in foreign countries no less, singing classic tunes such as the all appropriate "Girl from Ipanema". Check it out.
Sucks for the poor people that almost win, BUT when the rich win the lottery, well, first they lie about it, but then they eventually give it all away in fear of the 99% blowing up their mansions. Listen below.
The guys go through celebrity Xfiles such as: Michael Jackson chemical castration (no surprise he's in there), Elvis Presley's chronic constipation, and of course what's a good conspiracy convo without a Kurt Cobain death theory. Enjoy.
...or maybe I didn't exhale, idk, my mind's too hazy to remember. But one thing the guys are sure of, Barry Bonds, whether he inhaled, exhaled, injected, or ejected, should be in the hall of fame. Also all crimes of steroid use should be punishable by one "upper decker" in one's home. For those of youwho don't know what an upper decker is, look it up, but NOT on google images.
Middle children, pepperoni pizza crust, XM radio, area 51. What do these things have in common? The Doors wrote a song about things that were strange, and now the guys dedicated their time to issues of the peculiar. Listen below.
Ever see those old people at the gym that are always making you feel uncomfortable? The guys comb through the golden aged gym members from their grunting at every single exercise machine, their obscene nakedness in the locker room, and their general awkward lurking. Beware this podcast contains gross insensitivity for grandma and grandpa. However, chances are they cant hear it anyway so go ahead and hit play.
The guys attend a company meeting in which their working environment is about to adopt a "Moneyball" meets "Blade Runner" mentality. It's survival of the fittest at the station where the weakest link will be eliminated, but instead of trading them to another team, they will be destroyed by futuristic vaporizing guns in the name of homeland security. Enjoy.
How to Kill a Radio Station:: if I did it, this is how it happened. Radio station owner wants the guys to help in dissing a frequency. Oh it also happens to be his frequency and his station. Listen below.
